I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize
