Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
