New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I am naked and annoyed.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
