What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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