I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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