why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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