did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
