You work out of a Hotel?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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