And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
