It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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