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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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