You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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