i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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