There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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