Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Randomize
