at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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