But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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