Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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