but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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