Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
false alarm, still single
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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