got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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