Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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