So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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