plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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