Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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