He kissed a someone with a penis
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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