Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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