yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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