so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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