Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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