he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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