I want to stick my p in your. b.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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