it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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