listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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