Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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