I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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