Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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