just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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