Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have fence marks all over my body
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
