She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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