So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
