Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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