I just cut my nipple shaving
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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