So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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