i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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