Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Can I color on your dick again?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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