why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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