I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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