She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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