ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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