I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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