Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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