he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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