Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
